Alright let's see, no time, time to enter light speed.
Monday
We had a family night which was a lot of fun! I have never been so forcefully kissed by a Brother in the ward, I'm talking grabbing the back of my head with his hand and everything. Not to mention he's on his 3rd wife as a 70 year old man, also with a 10 year old son, savage. My companion almost choked on pizza too, cool stuff.
Tuesday
Had District Council, feasted on food and the Spirit, the uzh. Went to another city that night and slept at our ZL's house. Ate ice cream and the fattest burger I've seen here.
Wednesday
Multi Zone conference, was a ton of fun!
Saturday
Got peed on by the rain, super fat drops. Had a fun charla with our favorite Japanese family.
Sunday
We went over to the Relief Society President's house to administer the sacrament, then had a huge lunch and almost died walking home.
Bullet Beans
- Somehow we forgot about a container of rice... for a couple of weeks. I opened it up and it was like a bunny, just a white ball of fur that threw a stench at my face. Almost died.
- My house is in an apocalyptic state, the other 3 elders have been stricken with the virus. I've locked myself in my room and all I have is a Colt revolver with 2 bullets, one of them is for me if I get the virus, so I'll have to use the other one wisely.
Sorry for the dry letter folks, today we bought a 3 week supply of emergency food and other hygiene products, as well as downloading as many church appropriate movies and music onto our flash drive so we can keep ourselves entertained.
Love, Elder Jerman
1. The District Feast
2. Multi Zone Conference
4. Some fun fams... Yoko from Japan, escaped the CV with 20 years to spare by hiding in Uruguay
5. Not sure if this ever got sent out, but this is the selfie I took with Elder Uchtdorf, unfortunately some other missionaries joined, but still a legendary photo
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