We did our shopping early today, so that I the afternoon we would have plenty of time to go the Magic store. I've done it. My deck has ascended past all else. It cannot be beaten. Then we taught an English class, some guy kept asking us the most respectful way to say the male organ and we just had to act like we didn't see it until we could send him a message telling him after the class haha. We can't just be missionaries broadcasting ourselves talking about that you know what I'm saying? Tune in next class when we go over "Reproductive Organs."
Tuesday
We made an "emergency" run to the store. Then an epic Magic duel that lasted like 2 hours. Gamers gotta game what can I say.
Wednesday
We contacted like 8,000 people from our phone, played some Magic. Then we got to go over to a member house! The mom cut our hair, which was very necessary, and we had dinner with the family. It was so fun! I have missed being in a Spanish environment so I loved joking around and laughing with the homies again. It was a family from Mexico so they taught me some slang that I'll hear often.
Thursday
So we were super productive this day! Let's see what did we do... oh! We played Magic all day and lowkey I was bringing forth my own Ragnarok. I cannot be stopped.
Friday
A good day today. We had our Zone Conference! We were oj time and definitely not 15 minutes late. We started by singing as a zone, it was beautiful! Then we strapped down and listened for the next several hours. After we took a zone picture, had some burgers and hot dogs, and then per mission tradition we went to a nearby park for softball! (Our mission president loves softball). We had zone t-shirts, originally I wasn't getting one because it was 15 dollars and Accutane is leeching everything I have. But one of the zone leaders gave me one anyway and I almost cried, gave the guy a ritual uruguayo kiss and put it on. We split the zone into 3 teams and it was a ton of fun. I hadn't swung a bat in years but I was able to hit the ball a couple of feet. I almost had a diving catch in the outfield but it was barely out of my reach and I've been depressed ever since. I'm coming home mom. After we played some frisbee and now I am reared as a king here.
Saturday
I ate a sandwich, then got prankedly uninvited from a sand volleyball which I haven't gotten over yet. I'm depressed and coming home. Went over to another house of elders and played games.
Sunday
Had a good day, kept busy. I made the weekly feast, this time with veggies. It gets better every week I am worried for when I peak.
Bullet Beans
• So my comp and I finally decide to join the other elders on their daily fast food run. We go to Wendy's. I ordered something I've gotten before, but I guess depending on the location it comes with a gay chicken sandwich. What the heck. I am depressed and coming home.
• So every time I have to toast something, bread, bagels, waffles, my comp in a game of Magic, you name it, I always try to Dude Perfect that boy and make it in the slot. I've done this the whole time. Dozens and dozens of attempts. Well one day, it went in. And then I knew I had to make the other, back to back. I tossed it, and it was as if it was in slow motion. Instantly I knew it missed. But to my delight it bounced off the oven mitt on the counter, off the wall, and into the slot. I am too powerful. Then after I was filming a recap, as you do, and I made a 3rd one in. I'm on my way to stardom.
• The thing they don't tell you about becoming an absolute god in your trade is that you make enemies. Since my Magic deck has become seamlessly perfect, my companion and I haven't spoken a word to eachother. These are the sacrifices you have to make for supremacy.
• One of the kitchen outlets stopped working, and every once in a while it'll start making clicking noises for like 10 seconds or so. Lowkey drops a sick beat. We're gonna die.
Love, Elder Jerman
Not actually depressed please don't take the jokes seriously
Jus a viber vibin
Hi Hockey
Hyper Hydrated
Softball Prodigy
Has had a headache for 4 days
Hated by the Magic community.
Pics
- Sunset 
- Me and the comp
- Pics with the Zone
- and the mission president and wife
- Some random pics from the conference
Elder Beetle?
- The "Male Supremacy" district, "NoGirlsAllowed
- Random pics from softball
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