What it do Mr. Magoo
Wednesday We had a super early lesson at 8 in the morning. Even though we were up and ready that whole time I was like "What time is it, what's going on, who is this person... hello? Other lessons and such.
Thursday We had district council, which was fun as always! We have good unity as a district, it's a good time. We had dinner at a member's house. The trio of sisters also came, so it was super fun! One of them leaves next Friday so it was nice for everyone to enjoy each other's company. Afterward, we headed over to our favorite laundromat. Our friend there is starting to open up more. She seems brighter and happier. She shared something with us that she read in the BoM, which was an interesting role switch. It was great. Afterwards she stabbed my companion in the chest and put him in a washer and just started a cycle. I just went home, hopefully he's ready by next week at the lastest.
Friday We had quite the adventure. We were attempting to get my companion's vote in to count as Wyoming... if that makes sense. They sent us to like 3 different buildings and we ended up at a UPS so we could get a notary boy. It was interesting. Then Waffle House to heal our hearts. It's not just the waffles. It's the people. They put a tracker in my companion's waffle and they followed us home and bagged his head with a walmart plastic sack in his sleep and I didn't wake up in time to save him. Boy am I burning through companions.
Saturday We found out a less active lives in a neighboring complex so we went over there and chatted for a bit, it was nice, he needed a visit. When we had to leave it was pretty convenient to say "Hey we have to go to this sports night thing but you can just meet us there." So he did. We also had Jesús brought his kids. Our friend Reynaldo came as well! It was super fun, Hna Rogers (the sister that leaves Friday) was there for her last one. We had a ton of investigators and members show up. Maybe 20ish total. So fun! Only half of us made it out alive. Air conditioning mustard gas prank, you know how it goes.
Sunday In the morning we went to talk with Gabriel. He's been through a ton. He's had COVID, and also is out of work because a pipe fell on top of his head and he's dealing with legal stuff right now. He's progressing well though. We had a member help out via video call. It went great! Then we headed over to see Caridad and Jesús. We had a super fun lunch! Beforehand, we taught the plan of salvation. A different member also helped via video call. Élder Sutton and I helped them cook traditional Peruvian food (mostly Élder Sutton because he was in Peru). Everything was super good! Ceviche, fried fish, seafood soup, rice and shrimp, and some purple corn cinnamon drink. Yummooo. Anyways it was so fun, they want to do something on my birthday. Also the Hna Alicia from Venezuela wants to make me a cake so that's super nice as well. I am turning gay years old this year.
Bullet Beans
• So for during this time of video calling, I have been blessed to see our investigators faces in so many different flattering angles. I've seen their brain via the nasal canal. Half the time it's just their mouth. One of our friends has horrible vision so when he's trying to read he is like 2 inches away from the BoM, and in turn, just as close to the camera. Truly a beautiful some beautiful men we have the privilege of working with. Too bad I can't kiss em like my days in Uruguay.
• So this Jerry fella, he's a nice lil spider in our window sill. We presented him with a spider of similar size and they fought it out, Jerry won. Jerry is the champion. He is currently working on eating this big ol june bug. This is Jerry's world and we are just living in it. Also he might have died today but we hope not. Maybe he overdosed on june bug.
• Also sorry I'm not sure why everybody is just dying in this letter, I'm not sure what's happening.
• We have this problem where every single time we go out at night, we never make it home in time. Our ZLs are probably getting sick of our texts and calls haha but hey it's not our fault we're such savages.
Love, Elder Jerman
Retiring from comedy
Discovered the "Pro-Gravity Ball"
Brotein Shake @Jake
Protein = bro nice
Carbs = bro not nice
Bro this is why I hang out with you
Jerry please be okay
Pics
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| - Your boys |
- A taste of English practice in a 50 person group. (Mom blacked out the skin 👍)
- We put this yam on their car a couple weeks ago and it's still there. It's the glue to this district. Y A M.
- Highlights from lunch with Caridad, Jesús, and their kids Liam and Mia
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| - Our new zone |
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| - Us and the trio we've worked in the ward with for a while. The Hna next to my companion is leaving on Friday. Cheerio |
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