I'm underage please stay away from me ma'am

 Zone pday, potluck and chair soccer. I made a fair amount of pancakes and waffles. It was a blast. I accidentally picked up my chair during the game and slammed it over my competitor's head. I had to win. Then we carved pumpkins. I accidentally stabbed the same competitor. I had to win. I carved a man doing the gangnam style. Visited a family and the little boy made out with my arm. 

We had a service with our district for one of our members. The kids were playing Just Dance so that was surreal. One of them sat on a laptop. I battled with a small child and a hose. I think I lost, I was more wet. 

We played the newlywed game for our district council this week, it was pretty entertaining.

Our upstairs neighbor kids knocked on our door like 5 times in a row with a new question each time. Questions from "are you gay" to "do you represent God" yes to both. Then I showed them the kendama toy and now they come to our door all the time to play with me.

We had a very successful sports night. We will have to let the sisters take over the teaching of one our friends because I am being preyed upon.

Our Sunday was crazy, a lot of nice miracles.

I love you

You love me

Élder Jerman

Pics

- Lunch

- Also lunch

- Service

- Gangnam style pumpkin and the Liahona

- Gabriel: Sexiest Man Alive

- Food