Ah hahaaaaaa
Monday
We met our complex boys over at the park for some pickleball. We made friends with all the senior athletes who were absolute gods at the game. I have never seen such efficiency with so little movement. Then we got some Little Caesar's. We didn't go shopping because our cards hadn't refilled yet so I made some rice and beans for the boys that night. We got some frostys afterwards. Cheers.
Tuesday
District council then we did our grocery trip. That night we visited a member family as we continued to get to know the young men in the ward. They fed us Popeye's and donuts, my first time trying both. Good stuff. I showed Thompson the movie Charly which he was really enjoying and he made a joke about her dying and I didn't know what to say because 20 minutes later she died.
Wednesday
We did some service in a beautiful yard. Like it is something my brain might not have been able to imagine even if it was described to me. We burned the whole place down. Actually probably not the best joke to make here because the lady that lived there lost the house as well as her husband and dog in a fire. Anyways next question please. After a couple hours of good manual labor we got a call telling us a couple missionaries in our zone got coronafied, therefore quarantining us strictly. So we had to bounce.
Thursday
We made an enormous pot of oatmeal.
Friday
I ate a sandwich.
Saturday
We were given permission to go do outdoor service with a mask so we stayed home. No we actually were able to do some service which was great. They bought us pizza which was much appreciated. We repaid them by going home. We went over to play cards with the complex boys.
Sunday
Well I know sometimes it's better to not clean on a Sunday, but it all started when I picked up a mug from the counter and it had milk in it. Milk that had turned into a disc of thick sour cream. I said "Hey what the hecky decky." And then threw my head back and downed it in less than a second. 2 hours later the apartment was cleaner than it has been since it was built in 1892. The same year Joseph Smith was born. There is some perspective from you. (Please don't listen to me) I used to fall into a deep depression because of the mess every time I stepped out of the clean oasis that is our bedroom. Now, I am just regular depressed when I step out of the room. #
Then we had our first Pastaroni feast in a couple of weeks. Then some cards.
Bullet Beans
• One night I slept on the carpet. Underneath my bed. I liked doing it and I won't apologize. Because I'm #ProudToBeAnAmer-
• This weeks tacodilla night was absolutely smashing. We perfected our sauce/glaze and the vegetables were immaculate. The sour cream really pulls it out together. How does it feel knowing that I eat better than you while living off a missionary budget.
• So on my first week of my double dosage of Accutane, I was bamboozled. I thought "Perhaps my skin has adjusted to the medication and won't very dry anymore" because that first week was nothing. We are back to having a white goatee of dried skin. Enjoy that information.
• Oh yo I finally went to Waffle House. It was very good. I tried grits. They were good as well. Good. Overall impression was good. I hated every second of it. Good.
• Thursday and Friday were some of the favorite days of my mission.
• I made a very good loaded potato type meal. It gave me joy upon eating it.
Love, Elder Jerman
Love, Elder Jerma
Love, Elder Jerm
Love, Elder Jer
Love, Elder Je
Just kidding my attention span asked me not to
Pics
- A pic from the service project, I'm on the far left with the hat
- Bakey Potatey
- The boys featuring Michigan vs Lilburn matching outfits
- Wafflehouse. Bacon not pictured because it took like 4 cat hours to cook. No complaints though.
- My nail playing a quirky prank on me
- The tacodilla that achieved immortality in my memory
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