Another week of sand volleyball, this time with rain. It was pretty fun! I threw a ball to a cute dog so that was cool. Then after 2 weeks in a row playing sand volleyball we needed a good car vacuuming.
Tuesday
District Council featuring no bake cookies. That night we took a nice long jog after a rain storm, so it was nice and cool but we still finished drenched in sweat. I guess it's that Northwestern humidity or wherever the freak I am. Then some cards with the complex boys
Wednesday
Had my monthly check up for Accutane. The results came back, not only am I dying but I guess I'm gay too so that's a double whammie. No but they doubled my dosage so now I have even more overdosing potential. We visited a less active youth in the ward, same one and last week. Cool kid. Then we met some dude in the park to deliver a free bible but then also slid in a Book of Mormon real smooth like. He noticed and pulled a gun on us. Shot my companion dead. Poor guy.
Thursday
Multi Zone Conference to meet the new mission president, jokes on everyone else cause we're already homies. Lowkey thought his wife was a regular sister missionary but don't tell him that. They both talked to us and as well as their daughters, nice family. Then we baked some eggs in a muffin pan. Then the Burmese boys came over that night for card. I lost the most intense game of Uno ever and now I owe each one of those gentlemen one of my offspring. Fair enough.
Friday
I got out of bed and then I got back into bed. I don't know what happened in between...
Saturday
Made some savage waffles that Elder Sime had to force feed me the last few bites because I was so full. Then we had a car wash with some other missionaries which was fun! I snuck in line but then I felt bad but it was too late. Then we had our sports night which went really well, we had some people we invited show up!
Sunday
Pretty routine Sunday, zoom calls, gassing other apartments, calling members. Basic stuff.
Bullet Beans
• I learned how to solve a rubik's cube one night. My IQ just doubled.
• So apparently my luggage is coming back. I will cry. My mate. My everything. I've been strong for too long. I mean I was pretty much just set on the fact that they were just gonna wait for me to come back and get it jaja.
• So I was telling my mom about the carwash and she was like "Oo fun send me pictures" then I realized ¾ of my camera roll is just food I make so oops.
• This week our water pressure was diminished to a depressing amount. A few days later a guy fixed it, the end.
Love, Elder Jerman
Lack of motivation to communicate home
Increase of motivation to be an epic gamer missionary
Gay
Homophobic
Has never said anything controversial ever
Pics
The boys, food, and nature. Everything a man needs in life. Besides hockey.
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