Monday, August 31, 2020

Bro I am happy and filled with mate

Monday
So we went shopping with hardly any money and I am proud to report I now have exactly $0.00 in my account that's freaking epic. We dropped off a care package to our quarantined hermanas, poor fellas. This day I got my replacement thermos so every single day this week I have just drunken gallons of mate. And then there was happiness.

Tuesday
Had a video call with a member who was a master of Spanglish. I had to access the other half of my brain to keep up. By the end of it I had become a being of pure power. I radiated knowledge. For one moment, for one beautiful moment I was the most epic mortal on earth. Yolo am I right guys. Then we went over to visit a less active girl, nice guy. Drinking mate and driving you know how it goes.

Wednesday
So we had a lesson at 8... in the morning jaja. At our favorite lavadero. I actually don't know what it's called in English, lavadero right? That's not meant to flex my other language I just don't remember what it is in English right now but probably because my brain is functioning at 2% capacity the other 98% is philosophizing with itself. Anyways it was good. We had dinner at an English class investigator's house. Élder Sutton made ceviche again jaja.

Thursday
Another 8 o'clock appointment, with our other friend. We had zoom district council which was fun. For lunch I created a protein shake that was basically pumpkin, peanut butter, protein mix, and spinach. Pretty good. Then we poured it into a pie dish with raw tortillas as a crust and now we are recognized by the culinary world as geniuses. This day we did service for a member which was super fun. She took lots of pictures and even made tiktoks of us jaja. Then pizza with some other members which pranked my weight loss progress. Then had a charla on the way home in the car because your boys be busy.

Friday
Another 8 o'clock appointment at the laundry thing. Oh wait it's called laundrymat now I remember. Anyways then we had an English class where we basically just tutored the lady's kids and helped with there homework but hey I enjoyed it. It took me a second to figure out how to explain 4th grade math at a 4th grade level of understanding but she was super smart I was lowkey really proud of her. Then we had a lil miracle. We were trying to find one family, but thought we might have had the wrong address, and instead had their friends address who told us not to pass by for a couple weeks. We knocked and turns out they live together so that was convenient.

Saturday
Well let's see we found this illiterate guy and now we're gonna teach him English #yolo.

Sunday
Filled with various lessons and zoom calls. Then we went back to that one house where we found that family. So family A that lives in the basement said we could do something in a couple weeks. And family B was who were looking for. So we had a dinner with family B, A wasn't there. It was fun, we talked with the daughters and they thought it was funny that we couldn't go to parties but if you ask me every day is a party so get pranked. The mom tried to roast me but I roasted her right back and now we are best friends. But then we got pranked and got fed like 5 pounds of pure carbs so my #weighlossjourney got pranked again. Sorry there's no better word besides prank.


Bullet Beans
• So for whatever reason my comp has taken up a sudden interest in trying to grow mango seeds so now we have random mango seed baggies all around the house and we accidentally baked one in the oven but don't worry about that. Peaches coming soon.
• So because I am such a powerful thinker and have a big brain I rinsed out a soap dispenser and put toothpaste in it but now the toothpaste is Fresh Breeze flavored even though I tried washing it out. Still epic though.
• Élder Sutton can drive now which means I can focus on my mate. Thanks Élder, very cool.
• We are starting to teach this guy from Maryland, and we are doing a couple video calls with the missionaries who taught them in Maryland. Turns out one of those guys trained my good buddy Garrett Johnson, whose twin brother Renton is my ZL and lives in the building next to us. Also both the Maryland fellas are in the same district as an hermana I met in the CCM.
• Also we made some savage chicken pot pie from scratch using that raw tortilla strategy.

Love, élder Jerman
Swag gangnam style
Yolo
Roblox
No
Okay
Sorry
Cheers

Pics
Sorry there's a lot



- Your boys

- Lizard in the leaves

- Chicken pot pie

- Service 


- Big cloudy boi that probably nobody cares about now that I think about it


- I spilled some oats

- Peanut butter pumpkin protein pie

- Facebook stories if you didn't see


Zac's District shared from Sister Rogers.




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