Monday, September 7, 2020

I am speed

 Ladies and gentlemen, I have come to the realization that I made a grammar mistake last email. While explaining how we helped tutor that one lady's kids. I said "there homework" instead of "their homework." Years of schooling all for nothing. Forgive me.


Okay quick no time

Monday
Pday shopping and such. We visited a less active kid and his mom just roasted us the whole time and was trying to get us to join in, what an experience. Poor guy just wants to smoke some weed. But just don't.

Tuesday
A mission Zoom devotional which was cool.

Wednesday
We picked up some dry cleaning and also ate some cheesecake at a members.

Thursday
Finally had an in person district council. Our hnas have been quarantined for ages. We had a lil arts and craft activity. They made me my favorite pie, banana cream! For my birthday they were quarantined for a few months back. Other stuff. Also our days were packed with lessons I am just hitting some random points. 

Friday
We had service at like 06:45 which was epic. Later a child was shoved into my hands by her mother, were not allowed to hold kids which always is a sad rule for me but she didn't give me a choice so #tendermercy. We had interviews with our mission president, cool guy. Later we changed our oil and made a fort. 

Saturday
We filmed a member tell his spiritual story for a devotional we have coming up. I took a test the church provides missionaries to test their mission languages which was fun. 

Sunday
In church person in person. We had some investigators show up which was great. An amazing spirit there. Then we had 2 member dinners. Power move.

I'm off, toddle pip pip.

Love, élder Jerman
No
Time
Yee
Haw
Mrs. Obama get down


Bullet Beans
• So our one friend that we jokingly thought was illiterate is actually illiterate so we are going at his speed, he also doesn't understand my uruguayo accent and so I have to force myself to speak in his accent, I do the same thing for little kids.
• We took some leftover pozole to one of our investigators to return their Tupperware but jokes on them it was old and smelt bad freaking got em.
• After 13 months of living here I finally pet Dave the Female Cat that lives in our complex. I almost got him inside.
• We have a few days in the week where we don't speak 1 word of English which is fun.
• We are helping this gay fella with his English. He's like in his young 20s from Colombia and came here and married a rich 63 police chief, I respect it. 
• During a charla, we were dropping some bars and spitting facts you know how it goes. And then snot started streaming out of my nose but prank it tastes like blood ou my gosh it is blood and it's coming out quick. Luckily it was good timing to take a break and what we talked about sink in. Meanwhile my mask was pooling up with blood so yeah epic swag gangnam style.


Pics
- We found a mountain.

- Your boys

- John the grasshopper

- Obama no please

- Our mango seed germinated, now we plant.

- Bloody nose boi

- Early morning service stroll

- 2nd member dinner of the night


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