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Monday

Epic district activity. We put our aura colored handprints on each other's aprons. Our auras were given to us by an hermana in our district who seems to be some sort of a aura reading lady. Everyone tried my mate which was funny. Then a zone pday, just played volleyball as a district, go Yams. We got some potting soil for our mango seed.

Tuesday

Exchanges with the zone leaders! I went with my buddy Renton! We had a service project to go to, it was a blast to just talk and catch up. Love that guy. A member made us enchiladas con mole so that's another food dream taste complete.

Wednesday

Got some haircuts and ate more enchiladas at a members house you know how it goes. I am fat. We met this less active dude who's sister lives in Orem so he was showing me all the pictures of his visits and not gonna lie it was weird seeing a picture of Orem Center Street haha. I like that street to be honest. One of the best streets in Orem. What can I say I'm a street kind of guy.

Thursday

Our last district council before transfers so we did facemasks and signed each other's yearbooks. Sad, it's been a good district. Una hna brought us pizza but we had to sprint around the complex to find her. My companion ate like 12 of the 16 slices, super cute guy.

Friday

Pulled down a shed for a service for a member. We literally opened up a portal to hell. A horde of bugs came barreling at us and they swarmed the hno and literally ate him alive. We barely made it back to our car. We had a zoom zone conference with the president and another zone after. My comp and I volunteered with a roleplay. I was a father and he was my son, they asked what I liked to do and I panicked trying to search my fatherly hobbies and I said "scrapbooking," I tried to play along but I lost it and my companion and I died laughing. Then we had to give a thought on obedience shortly after and almost lost it again. President referred to me as a scrapbooking renaissance man. I will replace him next transfer.

Saturday

I drowned a man in the waters of baptism. I'm being persecuted.

Sunday

C H U R C H

Bullet Beans

• Accutane has been nice enough to stop making me break out. You know that scene in Rango when he gets exposed to the desert sun the first time and his epidermis dries up and falls of like 3 times in a row? That's basically what happens to me all day long. My face can visibly be seen drying up. I have a fluffy wide beard. That's right what are you gonna do about it?

• I think I am finally experiencing side effects of Accutane. Late afternoon I become the most tired man alive.

• So the hermanas in our district brought us cookies and a birthday sign that said "happy late birthday", and so I hung up the sign and we ate all the cookies and then we found out they wanted us to take it all to an élder whose birthday. Wait is whose a word? Anyways his birthday was earlier in the month and they wanted us to drop it off to him so that was funny, nobody tell him.

Love, élder Jerman

Loves the mountains and the rolling hills

That is all I have to say

Pics

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