Steve the Orange Cat

Hello I am writing this. On pday our hermanas drove to our complex to give my comp an 18 month gift. Him and I waited as they got out of the car and one of them pulled out a pie that was far too basic compared to some other stuff she's made and then I realized she was about to pie my comp so I stood there amused as he tried to back away and once he did that she gave up on him and turned to an unsuspecting me and absolutely destroyed my face with a pie. Almost crushed my skull I fell into the Bush behind me why did it capitalize Bush I'm talking about shrubs not presidents gmail oh well too late anyway I almost died. They got my comp after and he smelt like dairy even after his shower. 

We had exchanges with our zone leaders this week, I was with my boy élder Carver, we've been living in the same complex as long as we've been in Georgia, love that guy. For district council I made waffles and my comp made egg nog from scratch. Somehow turned out well, mission president approved. My comp ordered 3 pounds of fries and that night I cried 3 cups of tears. 

We had a district chalk activity and it was actually successful. I am not as good as I would like to be at hop scotch. We took our cute recent convert to the temple. 

Also after successfully petting Dave the Female Cat several weeks ago, this week another dream of mine came true and we were able to herd in Steve the Orange Cat into out apartment, he looked around for a bit, then we chilled and then we let him go. Now he knows he always has a place to stay. 

That same night was a clash of titans, between Carl the Boy Snake and Worthless German Roach. Sunday went well. We got our transfer news. My comp is beaning out of this boy to be a zone leader and I am staying and training. Yolo. Anyways chip chop cheerio.

Love, élder Jerman

Expecting a child

Might possibly be here for 9 months total

Drives drowsy

Sometimes drunk

PICS

- My source of motivation and happiness: Pablito

- Rare photograph of the fastest man alive

- Rainy

- District

- Church with friends

- Temple

-With Pablito

 

I'm underage please stay away from me ma'am

 Zone pday, potluck and chair soccer. I made a fair amount of pancakes and waffles. It was a blast. I accidentally picked up my chair during the game and slammed it over my competitor's head. I had to win. Then we carved pumpkins. I accidentally stabbed the same competitor. I had to win. I carved a man doing the gangnam style. Visited a family and the little boy made out with my arm. 

We had a service with our district for one of our members. The kids were playing Just Dance so that was surreal. One of them sat on a laptop. I battled with a small child and a hose. I think I lost, I was more wet. 

We played the newlywed game for our district council this week, it was pretty entertaining.

Our upstairs neighbor kids knocked on our door like 5 times in a row with a new question each time. Questions from "are you gay" to "do you represent God" yes to both. Then I showed them the kendama toy and now they come to our door all the time to play with me.

We had a very successful sports night. We will have to let the sisters take over the teaching of one our friends because I am being preyed upon.

Our Sunday was crazy, a lot of nice miracles.

I love you

You love me

Élder Jerman

Pics

- Lunch

- Also lunch

- Service

- Gangnam style pumpkin and the Liahona

- Gabriel: Sexiest Man Alive

- Food

I am speed

Monday

I gained a ton of weight over the weekend. 

Tuesday

A pretty normal day, during an English class with this pregnant lady she touched my butt so that was pretty cool I guess.

Wednesday 

We had a fun member dinner. The drive there and back was really long and really nice. It was during sunset, it was perfect weather to have the windows down and it smelt good. It also had some roads that felt nice and open, because I don't know if I've mentioned this but Georgia is literally suffocating me I am the epitome of xlaustrophixa just sound it out I don't have time for connections anyways there is nothing but trees here and there's no escape because there's no elevation I am drowning anyways the drive was nice. 

Thursday

District council was really nice, an hermana made mint brownies that almost beat my mom's. We taught them how to tie ties which was funny. We'll get a picture this next week cause we forgot. They gave my companion a wrap skirt because that's what heroes do.

Friday

We just had a bunch of stuff yolo

Saturday

A wholesome lunch with a lady we are teaching English and her daughter. They taught us how to make the meal too. Then gave us a cute lil goody bag, touched my heart.

We had an English class with our friends Juan Pablo y Kevin. We have such a good time together. We just laugh the whole time, even about the simplest things. Pablo is the feller that hasn't had much education, but he tries his best and laughs at himself when he makes mistakes. Just a truly adorable man, it takes everything in me to not kiss him.

Sunday

We had church which went great, and then we did some planning. After we made food because we have a potluck tomorrow for zone pday. Élder Sutton made banana bread and I made a bunch of pancakes and waffles haha

Love, élder Jerman

I refuse

Absolutely not

No means no

Sorry I'm practicing not being a yes man

Just kidding

Pics

Thought I had more pictures but here's the nice lunch, my comp and his children, my breath of air

What no way tell me more I'm literally doing the gangnam style as we speak

 We had a district activity on Monday and just played sports. We made anklets too haha. We joined a zone meeting via video call because my companion got the flu and passed away at the young age of 20. His body rested for the beginning of the week. A member fed me like a half of a pie and also general conference weekend. Don't even try losing weight as a missionary honestly just accept your fate. We had a multi zone conference, I saw my old comp élder Thompson!! I love that guy, gave him a big ol kiss. We played kickball after which was pretty funny. Conference weekend was great, we attempted to watch all 4 sessions but only got 1. Saturday morning we watched but Saturday afternoon we watched it in a chapel but it was ASL and I just couldn't do it. This one dude just was too much. I don't even know ASL but he just took me to a different world with the way he was translating. I had to look down to avoid laughing and to try and concentrate but I gotta rewatch that. We went to a member's birthday party that night which was great. Then to a member who we've recently reactivated for tamales. On Sunday we tried to watch the morning session with a family we're teaching over lunch but I got like 5 words from that session. Then for the afternoon one, we were with the member we helped reactive and him and I both fell asleep right away after eating even more food. Hey I tried though. I'm so swaggy you don't even know. 

Love, élder Jerman

Yolo swag

Pics

- Zone conference pics

- My comp ate 12 cookies in 1:50, legendary

- Receiving spiritual revelation from conference

- Our mango plants doing well, winter is coming. Death is inevitable

- Video call 

- Fake Jerry